A New Menagerie?

Country Lovin' Boy and I have decided that there will be some animals necessary when we move.  Although, his necessary and mine differ greatly.  He thinks it would be great to have a Belgian Draft horse that will outweigh me by several thousand pounds.  I think we need cats.  It's amazing how those of us who are not 'cat people', can so quickly become them at the sight of 5 dead mice in your house. 

I then made the terrible mistake of asking Big Farmer if he wanted to name the two new kittens.  Of course he did.  Here is how that conversation went:

BCG - "We're going to get two kittens when we move to the new house Big Farmer, do you want to name them?"

BF - "Yeah!" *some thinking* "I will name them Saddy and Happy Catcher."

BCG - "Ummm, are you sure you don't want to name them something different?" *this said while restraining myself from making a comment on the name of the latter kitten*

BF - "Nope, you asked me to name them and those are their names.  They will love to be a Saddy and a Happy Catcher."

My new prayer is that by the time we get into the new house and actually adopt the kittens he will have completely forgotten those names.  Unfortunately, knowing him the way I do, I think praying that may be an exercise in futility! 

Other than that, we will also apparently be getting a pig named Hoink-Hoink and 8 chickens.  All named Clucker.  I feel another prayer coming on....

Tomorrow?  I cook!  Heaven help us all.